I need to make money fast. ... Is there a market for toenail clippings.?

What you need is a LIFE. Work @ a nail salon or something. Or babysit a friend's kids. Idk but toenail clippings aren't the answer; neither is "i need money fast." Notice how millionaires work their way up. Some of them start at a cubicle in an office with a metal desk and a chair. They don't just think they'll make a fortune fast.